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The Australian VA
on steroids.

Stop hiring 5 different VAs. Stop chasing freelancers. One Australian operator handles it all: design, analysis, engineering, and the boring admin in between.

PhD-level analyst. Award-winning designer. Senior engineer. Same timezone. Native English. No fluff.

PhD-level analysis Award-winning design Senior engineering 10+ years experience

No lock-in contracts. No recruiter fees. Cancel anytime.

What you replace

  • Admin VA$1,500/mo
  • Designer$3,500/mo
  • Data Analyst$5,000/mo
  • Web Developer$4,000/mo
  • Marketing Specialist$2,500/mo
Their total $16,500/mo
My subscription $6,500/mo
Save up to 60% · Ship 5x faster
📊 PhD-level data analysis 🏆 Award-winning design 💻 Senior full-stack engineering Based in Australia · Same timezone ⚡ 24-hour turnaround on most tasks 🔒 No lock-in, no recruiter fees
The problem with most VAs

Cheap VAs are expensive. You just don't see the cost.

You hired one to save time. Now you spend hours rewriting briefs, fixing work, and explaining context. They handle inbox triage but freeze the moment they encounter something outside their instructions. Real work still falls back on you.

Timezone gaps

You wait 12 hours for a reply. Urgent work waits with it.

🗣️

Communication friction

You over-explain. They under-deliver. You rewrite everything.

📋

Admin only

They do simple, instruction-based tasks.

🔁

Constant rework

Output looks generic. You polish it before sending anywhere.

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Capability ceiling

Real projects need a designer, dev, analyst. You hire 3 more.

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Hidden cost

"Cheap" VA + 3 specialists = $10k+ in monthly seats.

The solution

The strongest VA you've ever hired.

I am not a regular VA. I am the senior partner most companies pay over $160k for. Available on subscription. Same timezone. Native English. Real output.

AL

AnalyticLancer

One point of contact

PhD-level analysis
Award-winning design
Senior engineering
Native English
Australian business hours
10+ years experience
Strategic thinker
Direct, no fluff
What I handle

The full stack of work, not just admin.

Hand me anything across these three disciplines. I deliver end to end with no handoffs.

+ Everything a normal VA does

Inbox management, scheduling, research, document prep, follow-ups, vendor coordination, customer support. The boring stuff is included.

The honest comparison

Typical VA. Versus me.

Typical VA
AnalyticLancer
Location
Offshore
Australian
English
Second language
Native
Timezone
12hr offset
Same as you
Design work
✗ Templates only
✓ Award-winning
Data analysis
✗ Basic spreadsheets
✓ PhD-level
Build websites & tools
✗ Cannot
✓ Full-stack
Strategic thinking
Task taker
Strategic partner
Brief required
Step-by-step
One sentence
Replaces
1 admin role
5 hires
Hand me this

Real tasks. Real output.

A small sample of what lands in my inbox every week.

🎨 Build a landing page by Friday
📊 Analyse Q3 sales data
⚙️ Automate Stripe → Xero sync
🎨 Redesign our pitch deck
📊 Build a KPI dashboard
⚙️ Fix the broken contact form
📥 Manage my inbox & calendar
📊 Research competitors and report
🎨 Design 30 social posts
⚙️ Set up a CRM workflow
📊 Forecast next quarter
🎨 Brand guidelines doc
⚙️ Build a Shopify integration
🎨 Brochure & print collateral
📊 A/B test & report
⚙️ Internal tool for the team

If you can describe it, I can usually deliver it. If not, I will tell you straight.

Flexible Pricing Plans

One discipline, all three, or full enterprise coverage. Pay for what you actually need. Nothing you don't.

Modular Plan

One discipline. Senior-level delivery. No bloat.

$6,500 /month
Choose one specialty: Analyze, Design, or Develop
Unlimited requests, one speciality at a time
No agency markups or recruiter fees
No slide decks. Just solved problems
Start immediately
Avg. 48 hour delivery
Direct execution - no middle layers
Pause or Cancel anytime
Get Started
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All-in-One Plan

Design + Analysis + Engineering, shipped as one seamless service.

$8,999 /month
📊

Analyze

🎨

Design

💻

Develop

Access to all three disciplines with seamless integration between services
Unlimited requests: One multidisciplinary task at a time
End-to-end execution - no middle layers
Tasks don't get stuck between departments
Avg. 48 hour delivery
Start immediately, no discovery phase
No meeting upselling
Not a consultant. Not selling opinions
Forget billable hours
Pause or Cancel anytime
Get Started
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Enterprise Plan

Parallel workstreams, dedicated capacity, and SLAs for ongoing programs.

Contact for pricing
📊

Analyze

🎨

Design

💻

Develop

🏆

Manage

Full-service solution with dedicated project management
Multiple concurrent tasks across all disciplines
Dedicated project management led personally by me
Ideal for large-scale projects and major initiatives
Drop the consultants. I advise and execute
Strategic planning and roadmapping
Contact
Frequently asked

Quick answers.

Are you really one person? +

Yes. AnalyticLancer is a one-person studio. You speak directly to the operator doing the work. No account managers, no handoffs.

Why is this better than a $5/hr offshore VA? +

A $5/hr VA can complete tasks that are already well defined. I am set and forget. I know what to do with minimal instruction. I can understand your business, improve workflows, prevent mistakes, automate repetitive work, and make decisions with minimal supervision.

Can you handle confidential work? +

Yes. NDAs welcome. I work with executives, founders, and government clients. Discretion is part of the job.

What about non-Australian clients? +

Most clients are global. Australia just means same timezone for APAC and overlapping hours for the rest of the world. Native English everywhere.

Is there a contract or lock-in? +

No. The subscription is monthly and you can cancel any time.

What if my work is outside your skill set? +

I will tell you straight. No taking projects I cannot deliver. That is the whole brand.

Stop hiring 5 people

Hire one operator
that does the work of five.

15 minutes. No pitch deck. No commitment. Just a real conversation about what you need shipped.

No recruiter fees. No lock-in contracts. No overhead. Just results.